THE DIARY OF ANNE SKANK

AOKI ATTACK

2009-09-08T12:54:00.000-07:00

TYRA GETS TOPPED!

2009-09-03T15:20:00.000-07:00

TYRA'S TOP 10 MOMENTS - YOU KNOW YOU ALL LOVE THIS CRAZY WENCH!

2009-08-03T16:59:00.000-07:00

He's Soft and He's Sweet Like Cotton Candy!

2009-08-03T11:09:00.000-07:00

Even though it's been out for a few months, I kind of really love this video (Especially the part at the end where Mandy jumps up and down like a maniac). "Cotten Candy" by Amanda Lepore

A Letter from the Dungeon Master (Or Is It Domain Master?)

2009-07-25T16:15:00.000-07:00

Since I've moved on up and out of the trashiest state (jerz of course!), I figured I'd bring back some trash blogging up and into NYC (Not that JANE isn't doing enough of that lately).

But let's face it NYC is so clean these days...It's beginning to become a rarity when I smell the scent of urine in the NYC streets on a warm summer day (and I'm talking on weekends when the folsom street fair isn't going on)...

Also, feel free to hit me up on my other websites:
myspace.com/djtheskankengine
and on facebook search Thom Pellegrini.

Remember though, if leaving comments on this blog...only comments from hung 9+ will get a reply (and don't be measuring from the base of your balls)

d and d free - u b 2.

TP

"I KISS BOYS AND DRINK CHAMPAGNE..."

2009-01-19T13:38:00.000-08:00

Just played a special DJ SET for Nathan @ Club Indigo at State College, PA last weekend; had sooo much fun....aand then we all got trashy... big surprise...

:)

TP

R.I.P. Bettie

2008-12-15T14:05:00.001-08:00

Something to keep everyone warm...

2008-12-08T20:36:00.001-08:00

NOV 08 /// YOU BETTER GET YOUR MOVE ON

2008-11-29T17:34:00.000-08:00

Hey beotchs... do urself a fav and dl my new mix its ferocious! i had alot of fun picking out the songs for it...hope ya enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOV 08 /// YOU BETTER GET YOUR MOVE ON

THE TING TINGS /// Great DJ (Calvin Harris RMX)
LYKKE LI /// I’m Good, I’m Gone (Black Kids RMX)
LADY GAGA /// Just Dance (Space Cowboy RMX)
CSS /// Move (Frankmusic Club Bingo Dub)
KASKADE /// Angel On My Shoulders (EDXS Belo Horizonte @ Night RMX)
DIPLO ft. RYE RYE /// Wassup Wassup (Crookers RMX)
BENJAMIN THIEVES /// Texas (Sebastian RMX)
YELLE /// Ce Jeu (Tepr RMX)
PUSSYCAT DOLLS /// I Hate This Part (Digital Dog Club RMX)
LADYHAWKE /// Paris is Burning (Peaches RMX)
DANGEROUS MUSE /// Give Me Danger (Goddollars Rufftouch RMX)
SUPAFLY INC. /// Moving Too Fast (Extended Version)

DOWNLOAD LINK:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/516252832f5c3b17/

How Do I Feel This Good Sober???

2008-11-29T14:22:00.000-08:00

In The Morning

2008-11-24T14:17:00.000-08:00

I can't ever seem to wait for the night
Why don't these strangers surrender their might?

During the night you'd keep me warm
But in the morning after you leave I'm cold again

Will this ever not feel generic?
Will this ever not feel forced?

I tried to talk to you today, but you seem so far away.
I'm New York City and you're LA.

Your flying First Class all the way
(I have no class and never did)
Just in Coach, flying in the opposite way...
TP

2008-11-15T17:32:00.001-08:00

Sherry Vine "Give It 2 Me"

2008-10-25T09:24:00.000-07:00

we lurv sherry vine

The Tale of Two Daddies By Chelsea Handler

2008-10-24T13:57:00.000-07:00

"Gay ppl don't choose to have tushie sex!"

LEPORE '08

2008-10-24T13:49:00.001-07:00

Finally.....Election Night. Remember - Every Vote Counts! Now what the HELL am I going to wear to the Inaugural? Stay tuned!
On The Campaign Trail - Posing with people who I would normally never talk to. Running for President is HARD!
It's Time For A REAL Woman In The White House!
Amanda Lepore For President Unlike some OTHER women that you might be deciding on - I dress better - and I don't hunt Moose! Kisses!

Just Some October Eye Candy...

2008-10-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

Night Out in The Electric City (The New NYC?)

2008-10-18T08:59:00.000-07:00

Drunk Me: Hey do you have sausage?
Scranton Hot Dog Stand Guy: No sorry, do you like hot or mild sausage?
Drunk Me: I just like sausage.

EAT EM IN OR TO GO I JUST LOVVEE EM

2008-10-07T19:23:00.000-07:00

Mathew Shepard RIP

2008-10-06T18:32:00.000-07:00

I WANNA BE JUST LIKE KID SISTER...You Will Too!

2008-10-06T08:33:00.000-07:00

So... this has been one of my new fav artists for mayb a year now... but her LP is droppin' in NOV! Shes so fresh...check out her vid... but the secodn one is my fav song!

Pro Nails ft. Kanye West

Family Reunion - ft. David Banner

THE SARAH PALIN PORNO

2008-10-06T08:03:00.000-07:00

"So the company that placed an ad on Craiglist seeking a Sarah Palin lookalike for a porn shoot? Hustler! A spokesperson for founder Larry Flynt confirms that the film has already been shot, but wouldn't release the name.

Flynt did, however, provide Radar with a copy of the script. (For what it's worth, the working title appears to be Riding Pipeline.) Here's the first scene. [CAUTION: GRAPHIC CONTENT]

(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)

PALIN: Who is it?

GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.

(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)

PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?

JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.

PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of 'em?

(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.

(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)

JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.

PALIN: Oooh, okay.

(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)

JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.

PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.

(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)

PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!

JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?

PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.

JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?

PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.

(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)

PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)

PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.

JOE: That was amazing. What now?

PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.

(End scene)"

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/sarah-palin-porn-film.php#more
thx christy.

E = MC VAGINA

2008-09-12T09:34:00.001-07:00

I dunno where christy finds this shit.

Jonny McGovern VS Reggae Homophobia

2008-09-04T17:39:00.000-07:00

Straight dope
Crown Heights will see its first-ever Straight Pride Parade this weekend. So how do the homos feel?

By Jaime Jordan for TIME OUT NY

Reggae artists on the Taking Care Of Our Own Productions (myspace.com/tcooo) label are planning a Straight Pride Parade for Sunday 31 at 10am, starting at Church and Flatbush Avenues in Crown Heights and continuing down Bob Marley Avenue. It was organized in response to accusations made by gay activists, specifically Peter Tatchell, founder of the activist group OutRage!, that certain reggae songs, including Stapler's "Hit Them Hard," incite violence against gays. "The issue is not homophobia," explains Tatchell. "It is incitement to murder gay people, which is a criminal offense."

Gregory Larson, president of TCOOO Productions, views the parade and song quite differently, calling it "pro-family, not anti-gay." Adds Larson, "It just talks about a man and his wife, but the gay community takes it as a hit against them. Maybe because they can't have children, I don't know."

To help mediate, we asked local pop star Jonny "Gay Pimp" McGovern (of Keep It Faggity: The Gay Pimp Remix Project and This is NYC, Bitch! The East Village Remix fame; gaypimp.com) to rewrite the lyrics of "Hit Them Hard" in response to the parade.

STRAIGHT PRIDE VERSION

"Hit Them Hard"By Stapler

Jah Jah gonna hit them hard All the men who visit men backyard Leaving all the women to starve…

Hand in hand with my lady Hug her and kiss her 'cause she carried my baby But some boys moving shady While I'm chilling on the ends making sweet love to Sadie…

Remember you are a king, what happened to your queen The youths need a role model to instill self-esteem So live your life clean and you will see what I mean…

Children live what they learn Aren't you concerned of your choices in society We need to preserve the value of a male and a female in every family

THE GAY PIMP REMIX

"He Cant get Hard" by Jonny McGovern

Ya Ya you know you cant get hard
Unless you think about men who vist men backyard
That must be why yer so mad
Are you afraid that you are a big fag?

You say Sadie she carried ya baby
Whatcha gonna do when that baby's gay
Are ya still gonna feel all of this hate?
I respect the pussy but prefer the prostate
Put Stapler in the trash and throw him away

Ya ya you actin like you on the rag
Best not messin with us mighty fags
You lucky that us dudes aint straight
Otherwise you'd have no women -only masterbate

You aint no King we we are all mighty QUEENS
We got the creativity and self esteem
Shut ya mouth and stop inciting violence
or you'll end up getting fucked on riker's island!

DANCE 4 LIFE

2008-09-03T20:39:00.000-07:00

The House Bunny...but which one...

Mur.Mur Red Carpet.

Howie Mandel looking like a total tool wearign two hoop earings in one ear.

Tiesto.

8.31.08 SaMANtha Ronson & Lindsay Visit Mur.Mur.

2008-09-03T20:37:00.001-07:00

A total Pap. shot of Lez Lo and SaMAN in the DJ booth.

DYKE-A-LICIOUS!

A Thought on Manhattan Hipsters in Atlantic City

2008-09-03T20:34:00.000-07:00

by Tom Acitelli | August 22, 2008, The New York Observer

"Holy shit. As a resident of the greater AC region--and as someone who is a bit ambivalent about the fact that I'm from here--all I can say is fuck off, douchebags. Whatever inherent (albeit at times ironic) charm Atlantic City might offer doesn't need to be helped along by any hipster dilettantes. You're the reason I stay here instead of moving to Philly or Brooklyn. Seriously, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!"

^^^^^^HATURRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Uh Huh Her

2008-08-23T16:26:00.001-07:00

I love this new band and its got that gurl from tha L WORD!

AWESOME! ADDICTIVE...

2008-08-14T17:50:00.000-07:00

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

This is gonna be amazing... hahaha

FREAK LIKE ME

2008-08-14T16:03:00.001-07:00

I gotta freaky secret...I want a roughneck brotha that can satisfy me.

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK.

2008-08-12T19:11:00.000-07:00

FAMOUS

2008-08-08T17:54:00.000-07:00

Just a few pics of my famous VEGAS bitches!

Tanning in NJ

2008-08-08T17:18:00.000-07:00

mur.mur. Monday -> Termination Tuesday

2008-08-08T08:18:00.001-07:00

No...this isn't the sign outside of my bedroom....

Security Douchebag: Uhm...wait...is that your purse?
Thom: Uhm yea...
Security Douchebag: Oh..uhm..
Thom: Why do you have a problem that I'm a TRANNY!

i love really long poles...prefer alittle more girth tho...

Thom: OMG did you know 1 in 5 people have herpes.
Danielle: I need a cheeseburger...
Thom: Well I know I have herpes...
Danielle: so do I...
Thom: (to JP) well...that really makes it 1 in 3 then...

Lay's shirt...but I'm convinced it was really a vagina.

Hot guys butts.

Cazwell "I seen Beyonce At Burger King" Video Release!

2008-08-06T18:54:00.001-07:00

We Got The Magic Babe! (Awesome August Vids!)

2008-08-05T18:56:00.001-07:00

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

Robin Thicke "magic"

And this video reiterates how much... in my mind I want him to PLOW me.

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

Danity Kane "Bad Girl"

"I can be you addiction if you wanna get hooked on me...I I Can me your addiction!"

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

Pussycat Dolls "When I Grow Up"

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

Mgmt "Electric Feel"

"I'm Paris Hilton, And I Approve This Message Because I Think It's Totally Hott!"

2008-08-05T17:19:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Adfunny videosFunnyOrDie.com

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Paris' response to John McCunt's ad campaign.

GAY ZOMBIES

2008-07-31T19:05:00.000-07:00

Gay Zombies

Gay Zombies is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

2008-07-31T18:41:00.000-07:00

Gonna be such a fun weekend w/ my Brooklyn Bitch Joanna...

Friday: Harrahs to see Bridget and Kendra at The Pool
Then off to Mur. Mur. & Mixx to see Tiesto

Saturday: Party up in NYC

Sunday: Mur. Mur w/ DJ Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan!

Just passed one of these...

2008-07-31T08:58:00.001-07:00

Is it me or is this REALLY New Jersey ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

TRUE LIFE: I'm An Atlantic Avenue Hooker BARTOUR

2008-07-30T09:11:00.000-07:00

That's right kids...for one night only you can let you inner hooker shine!

Facebook updates and invites will be sent out shortly; as well as Bartour Itinerary.

You Are A SHITTY FAGGOT!!!

2008-07-30T09:01:00.000-07:00

Some messages from my myspace friends; and all my stripper friends...

Tila Tequila, America's Favorite "Bisexual" Just released remixes for her single...I really want to hate them I just can't!!!!!

^^^^^you....are....a....SHITTY....faggot^^^^^

Jonny McGovern Presents:

Shitty Faggot - Sophia Lamar

The Look - Xander

A message from Jeffree Star:

"Somebody's Watching Me" (feat.
Danger Radio)
coming mid September.
will be on iTunes and a special 7"inch pink heart Vinyl record will be in Hot Topic.
get fucking ready.
xo
JSTAR

"It's Ms. Chris Crocker To You BITCH!"

2008-07-28T18:05:00.000-07:00

(W)hat The Fuck?

2008-07-28T17:50:00.001-07:00

"W" Trailer

This looks awful... I am totally going to see it in IMAX!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHORE!

2008-07-23T19:09:00.000-07:00

CHRISTY HIRT:
Skin Like Angel's Baby's Butt even at 20-something or the other! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!

BOYS GONE WILD: Abercrombie & FILTH

2008-07-21T20:01:00.000-07:00

HOT LIKE WOW

2008-07-21T19:20:00.001-07:00

ITS SUMMER. AND IM HOT. SO IS MY SHIT...

HOT BEATS / CSS "DONKEY"HOT CHAINS/MY "BOYTOY" CHAIN
HOT PANTIES: MY "FUCK ME" SHORTS
HOT FUCK ME PUMPS: OSIRIS "THE BRONX" PUMPS

HOT ARTIST: NADIA OH!

He Loves the Cock --------->

2008-07-19T21:02:00.000-07:00

"We like to fuck, suck cock until we hurl!"...and also suck long islands!

He Loves the Cock ------------>

Ain't no drink big enough, ain't no drink strong enough!!! To keep us from gettin' to you!

no idea? but we totally became go-go's right after this on the speakers and IndiHO.

I look like I just saw a ghost...or a LESBIAN!

It hurts to be this fabulous!

Shots before the ride home!

fetish.

Lulu's WHORES.

L Word Spinoff Announced!

2008-07-19T20:26:00.001-07:00

Showtime is working on a spinoff to its drama series "The L Word," which will have its final season bow early next year. Showtime president of entertainment Robert Greenblatt made the announcement Friday at the Television Critics Assn. press tour at the Beverly Hilton.

Greenblatt said the "L Word" spinoff is in the early stages and didn't offer up a lot of details. He did say that "L Word" creator/exec producer Ilene Chaiken is creating the spinoff, which will shoot after "L Word" wraps production on its sixth and final season this year. It will star one of the actresses from the drama series, which will end its run with an open-ended story line that will continue online. Should the spinoff get a series pickup, the story line will continue in the as-yet-untitled project.

Greenblatt said the chosen actress does not yet know it will feature her. Pressed for more details, he said only: "We're still forming it. I'm sure I have a million e-mails already from loyal viewers about it, but we're still in the process of figuring it out."

54: Version 2.0

2008-07-19T19:51:00.000-07:00

Los Angeles filmgoers are in the thick of this year's Outfest, and the gay blogs are going nuts over the "secret screening" of the director's cut of the 1998 film 54.

Set in the late 70's, 54 chronicled the rise and fall of the famed discotheque Studio 54, where famous and infamous celebrities would go to be seen and experience, um ..."altered states of consciousness". It starred Mike Myers in a rare dramatic performance as club owner Steve Rubell, and Ryan Phillippe as Shane, a new bartender who is quickly seduced into this world of glitz, glamour, and designer coke spoons.

I remember watching it and thinking "meh", but it looks like all of us who saw it missed out on the real movie. The director's cut was screened at Outfest, and writer/director Mark Christopher has restored 45 minutes of footage that the studio originally forced him to cut out.

According to Greg Hernandez of Out In Hollywood, that footage makes all the difference:

"So how different is the director's cut? VERY. And it's MUCH better and much more gay! Phillippe's character is bisexual in this superior version and shares screen kisses with several men, including Breckin Meyer...Christopher's original version is such a better film because it chronicles the club's fall along with Phillippe's personal journey."

Also of note is the inclusion of more scenes from perpetually shirtless ultra-hunk Cameron Mathison (who I didn't even remember was in the movie):

"As an added treat, we also get to see a bit more of the beautiful Cameron Mathison of "All My Children" and "Dancing With the Stars" fame who was only seen briefly in the studio version. His character is gay! We did not know this from before. But in the director's cut, he's in a relationship with one of the other bartenders and they even share a passionate kiss."

Unfortunately, there are no current plans to release this director's cut, but with the enormous amount of attention it's gained just from this one showing, maybe that'll change.

http://www.newnownext.com/2008/07/los-angeles-fil.html#more

Self Explanatory

2008-07-08T17:12:00.001-07:00

PRIDE POST 2008

2008-07-07T19:21:00.000-07:00

A pic a snapped while she was on tv... "Buy oen of these bags...they are great, I carry my Depends in them."

Saw this in Out Traveler...literally can't escape from this fuckin place...cute ad tho

Here's some stuff I liked in some recent homo mags...

FUCK ME PUMPS

2008-07-07T18:44:00.001-07:00

"when you walk in the bar...and your dressed like a star...rockin your f me pumps...and tha man notice you..." ~amy winehouse

I SAW THESE AT THE MALL AND HAD TO GET THEM THE STYLE WAS CALLED "THE BRONX" HAHA...BC IM OBVI SOOO BRONX!

"FREE To Do What You Wanna Do!"

2008-07-04T19:30:00.000-07:00

we split our skirts because we dance so hard.
trump the fag! how clever?

I SEEN BEYONCE AT BURGER KING...

2008-07-03T12:49:00.000-07:00

"...and she was eatin' and she was eatin'!!!"

Here is a vid of CAZWELL's recent birthday party he hosted Alig-style at Burger King.

I REALLY want him to throw a burger at my face :)

In other news:

I am so addicted to shoes... and i found the cutest flaming pair todayAs I walked in I said to the sales girl "OMG!! I Love those shoes" to which she replied" "OMG Those Crazy ONES!" and I was all "ya!!!!!!", they style was called "The Bronx"...which obviosuly means one thing...I'm SO uRBAN!....so going back to get them as soon as my parents leave!
SAVING money is such a fucking cunt bitch!

The Water Club - A Signature Hotel by Borgata

2008-06-29T19:35:00.000-07:00

Some pics from the recent grand opening of my hotel...

ocean view room

The Shoppes @ The Water Club

Overlooking the lap pool in the Spa

lobby.

One of the pools inside.

for more check out www.thewaterclubatborgata.com

"Is That an Eggroll in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"

2008-06-29T18:43:00.000-07:00

Our hotel in Phila

A note from the management...

BIGGGGG shots of Jager at teh dive gay bar in AC...

just me and Joanie...

Some Summer Gay Stuff!

2008-06-26T07:42:00.000-07:00

AND THE AMAZING!!!! New Remix by Oakenfold for Madonna "Give It 2 Me"

MeZ LikeZ NiZe DayZ

2008-06-26T06:49:00.000-07:00

Shore traffic sux on my way back from Phila

a really nice day ( I took this outa my hotel window hints why you can see the sheers)

a pic outa the other side of my hotel!

"I Know For A Fact Lindsay Lohan Prefers Roast Beef."

2008-06-22T20:31:00.000-07:00

OBVIOUSLY, I am stoked to be meeting this fierceness July 5, 2008...and i better fucking see Chuy too!!!

I'M PRETTY!!

2008-06-22T17:46:00.000-07:00

The HOE Garden State

2008-06-21T20:11:00.000-07:00

Well, last week I ventured out to see M. Night Shyamalan's new film...yano the guy who made The Sixth Sense...and all of his other movies bombed (even tho they are all at least decent)...anyway... I had no clue what the film is about....turns out it is about plants in New Jersey adapting, and through a "random occurance" the plants actually make people want to kill themselves...hmm...why does this not seem like too much of a stretch... I mean if you were a plant in new Jersey wouldn't you be planning this as well...who said this movie sucked!

My Grade: A+...atleast for effort and believable-ness!

MY TOP SUMMER SONGS!

2008-06-19T15:49:00.000-07:00

I LIKE TO FUCK - HOT ROD/ TILA TEQUILA

ALPHABEAT - FACINATION

MADONNA - GIVE IT 2 ME

DUFFY - WARWICK AVENUE

MISSY ELLIOTT - BEST BEST

TIESTO - RIDE

2008-06-18T20:11:00.001-07:00

How did Ashley know my FAVORITE flavor?

pic w my now dead i phone

in philly...but this is WAY jerz

@ the pool @ harrahs

the pool

playing at 8am after a nigth fo bineg drinking, beign otu ALL night, at trumps dump, mixx, kathy griffin, the pool, and strip clubs!!!!!

in the ocean a night in may

showing off my ASSets

"THE WHORE OF CHARM SCHOOL"

2008-05-18T20:35:00.000-07:00

I love Pumpkin AKA Brooke...and I love Mo'Nique...didn't really watch CHARM SCHOOL but caught it the other day and totally loved this...

"There's that fake ass bitch we've been lookin for"
-New York

HARD CANDY

2008-05-18T05:10:00.000-07:00

Why shouldn't i post this?

LA LOHANS NEW SINGLE...

2008-05-17T11:46:00.000-07:00

Thank CHRIST she is releasing another dance song...and its sure to be a hit.

June 13

2008-05-17T11:45:00.000-07:00

Fierce event I will be attenting in ATLANTIC SLUTTY.

June 28th!

2008-05-13T20:20:00.000-07:00

2008-05-11T16:10:00.001-07:00

Just a pic I took when I went out for a walk the other day...I can't wait for Ashley to visit...and Summer to arrive...

JUST DANCE

2008-05-11T07:22:00.000-07:00

This is one of those songs if I heard at the club...I would not be able to control myself :)

WHERE MY PARTY PPL AT?

2008-05-11T07:17:00.000-07:00

This is my fav club Banga rite now...

FERGIE IS BADASS...EVEN IF SHE DID PISS HERSELF.

Listen to Johnny McGovern and Don't Fall In Love W A Homo!

2008-05-06T19:13:00.000-07:00

Don't Fall In Love With A Homo
by gaynerd

TAKE A BOW...

2008-05-06T18:20:00.000-07:00

JERZ GETS A LITTLE DIRTIER...AS IF IT WAS POSSIBLE

2008-05-03T20:22:00.001-07:00

BRIDGET THE MIDGET IS COMING TO THE STRIP CLUB DOWN THE ROAD...I'LL OBVIOSULY BE ATTENDING...

I'm So Excited...(more than Janet)

2008-05-01T06:45:00.000-07:00

I am seeing the fabulous Kathy Griffin May 30, with Ashley...followed by heavy drinking at beach bars...and most likely reinacting Kathy Griffins famous fall all night long. (Pictured above)

Where I work (I know you all knew I have a watersports fetish!)

The Water Club - A Signature Hotel By Borgata

Luck Be An Old Lady

2008-05-01T06:35:00.000-07:00

Part 1

Part 2

part 3

This is the episode of Sex and the City where they go to AC (my new filthy home in New Jersey!). + this episode is so funny!!

Random Cum Shots

2008-03-27T12:39:00.000-07:00

"I am the REAL Sophia Lemur, and you, are N O T!"

Screenshot from "Stigmata 2"

St. Patrick's Day, a night of Trannies and Trainwrecks. Above: Thomas The Skank Engine and The Lep.'s Concubine.

My shirt.

Apparently, They have one of these in State College too...who knew.

Colton Ford Featuring Cazwell "That's Me"

2008-03-27T12:35:00.000-07:00

JANET "Rock With U"

2008-03-18T08:33:00.000-07:00

I fucking love this video!

Work It OUT Bitch!

Gay Levi Ad

2008-03-18T08:15:00.000-07:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2008-03-17T08:22:00.000-07:00

EYE Candy

2008-03-17T06:56:00.000-07:00

I WILL Marry Him!

2008-02-12T17:48:00.001-08:00

DIRTY JERSEY IS FOR SLUTS!

2008-02-12T17:43:00.001-08:00

Eww... im totes in dirrrty right now :) and its snowin like wowzaaaaa!!!

This is soooo obvi me after reading the new OUT, fashion issue!

GET INTO IT, INTO IT!

M.I.A. FOR MARC JACOBS! HOTT!

UH, IS BUTTER A CARB?!

SOME OF MY ARTWORK!!! lol

THOMAS XOXO

My Bucket List

2008-02-07T20:58:00.000-08:00

So basically I was bored the other night so I compiled a list of things I wanna do before I kick the bucket!

Morbid Huh?!

Sky dive
Write in a journal
Travel to Italy
Live in California and Las Vegs
Live in NYC
Adopt a child
Write a poem
Bungee jump
Live in a loft
Be president of a company
Sleep under the stars
Be in love
Times square for new years
Write a screenplay
Travel to Alaska
Go on a cruise
See a tornado
Live in Toronto
Be on a cooking show
See a Madonna concert

1/3 of ALL Pregnant Women In Africa Are HIV+

2007-12-21T10:45:00.000-08:00

THE CHOIR OF 23

MADONNA
CELINE DION
P!NK
SHAKIRA
KT TUNSTALL
DIDO
FAITH HILL
FERGIE
SUGABABES
BETH ORTON
BONNIE RAITT
MARTHA WAINWRIGHT
JOSS STONE
MELISSA ETHERIDGE
ANGELIQUE KIDJO
BEVERLEY KNIGHT
K.D LANG
SHINGAI SHONIWA
GLADYS KNIGHT
ISOBEL CAMPBELL
SARAH McLACHLAN
ANASTACIA

WHAT IS SING?

ANNIE LENNOX HAS TEAMED UP WITH 23 OF THE WORLDS MOST ACCLAIMED FEMALE SUPERSTAR VOICES FOR THE CHARITY RECORD SING, TO RAISE MONEY AND AWARENESS FOR THE HIV/AIDS ORGANISATION, TREATMENT ACTION CAMPAIGN (TAC). THE ORIGINAL TRACK, ALREADY AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD THROUGH ALL ONLINE RETAILERS; WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY SPECIAL REMIXES AVAILABLE FROM SATURDAY 1ST DECEMBBER - WORLD AIDS DAY. THE TRACK IS TAKEN FROM ANNIE�S NEW ALBUM SONGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION RELEASED THIS WEEK.

ANNIE LENNOX RECENTLY SPENT 2 WEEKS IN SOUTH AFRICA WITH TAC, RECORDING THE REAL SITUATION MILLIONS ARE FACING EVERY DAY, SO THE PEOPLE UNAWARE OF THE PANDEMIC MIGHT GAIN SOME UNDERSTANDING. THERE ARE FEW RESOURCES TO HELP MEDICATE SUFFERERS OR EDUCATE THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE PREVENTION OF HIV/AIDS. THE TRIP WILL BE DOCUMENTED ACROSS ONLINE, TV AND PRINT MEDIA PRODUCED BY ANNIE LENNOX HERSELF.

INCLUDED AMONG THE GROUP OF SUPERSTAR VOICES ARE TAC LOCAL ACTIVIST MEMBERS OWN VOCAL GROUP, KNOWN AS "THE GENERICS", WHOSE CD OF SOCIAL / POLITICAL ACTIVIST SONGS INSPIRED ANNIE TO MAKE SING A REALITY. ANNIE THEN PERSONALLY APPROACHED EACH OF THE FEMALE ARTISTS BY LETTER AND THE RECORDINGS WERE MADE ALL OVER THE WORLD IN EACH ARTIST LOCAL STUDIO OVER THE SPRING OF 2007.

TAC WAS FOUNDED ON 10 DECEMBER 1998 IN CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA. THEY CAMPAIGN FOR TREATMENT FOR PEOPLE WITH HIV AND TO REDUCE NEW HIV INFECTIONS. THEIR EFFORTS HAVE RESULTED IN MANY LIFE-SAVING INTERVENTIONS, INCLUDING THE IMPLEMENTATION OF COUNTRY-WIDE MOTHER-TO-CHILD TRANSMISSION PREVENTION AND ANTIRETROVIRAL TREATMENT PROGRAMMES. TAC ALSO RUNS A TREATMENT LITERACY CAMPAIGN: THIS IS A TRAINING PROGRAMME ON THE SCIENCE OF HIV TREATMENT AND PREVENTION

TAC'S OBJECTIVES ARE:

CAMPAIGN FOR EQUITABLE ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE TREATMENT FOR ALL PEOPLE WITH HIV/AIDS.
CAMPAIGN FOR AND SUPPORT THE PREVENTION AND ELIMINATION OF ALL NEW HIV INFECTIONS.
PROMOTE AND SPONSOR LEGISLATION TO ENSURE EQUAL ACCESS TO SOCIAL SERVICES FOR AND EQUAL TREATMENT OF ALL PEOPLE WITH HIV/AIDS.
CHALLENGE BY MEANS OF LITIGATION, LOBBYING, ADVOCACY AND ALL FORMS OF LEGITIMATE SOCIAL MOBILISATION, ANY BARRIER OR OBSTACLE, INCLUDING UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION, THAT LIMITS ACCESS TO TREATMENT FOR HIV/AIDS IN THE PRIVATE AND PUBLIC SECTOR.
EDUCATE, PROMOTE AND DEVELOP AN UNDERSTANDING AND COMMITMENT WITHIN ALL COMMUNITIES OF DEVELOPMENTS IN HIV/AIDS TREATMENT.
CAMPAIGN FOR ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE AND QUALITY HEALTH CARE FOR ALL PEOPLE IN SOUTH AFRICA.
TRAIN AND DEVELOP A REPRESENTATIVE AND EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP OF PEOPLE LIVING WITH HIV/AIDS ON THE BASIS OF EQUALITY AND NON-DISCRIMINATION IRRESPECTIVE OF RACE, GENDER, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, DISABILITY, RELIGION, SEX, SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATUS, NATIONALITY, MARITAL STATUS OR ANY OTHER GROUND.
CAMPAIGN FOR AN EFFECTIVE REGIONAL AND GLOBAL NETWORK COMPRISING OF ORGANISATIONS WITH SIMILAR AIMS AND OBJECTIVES.

"SING MY SISTER SING...LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD..."

WHAT PINOCCHIO TOLD YOU I AM GOING TO BE A REAL BOY SOON!?

2007-12-21T09:48:00.000-08:00

SOME OF THE MANY RANDOM THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD...

MY NEW FAV PORN STAR IM OBSESSED WITH...BEN ANDREWS...FUCK. ME. NOW.

"How Can One Chandra Be So Levy?"

2007-12-15T23:55:00.000-08:00

So... I am currently listening to one of my all time fav cds "The Eminem Show". It brings back so many memories...how myself, John and Meg would cruise around aimlessly in our cars w/ the windows down, blasting this cd as loud as my speakers could go; getting lost for our first trip ever to KOP, and to Dorney, and trips to the Lehigh Valley Mall, as well as Hershey, the summer it came out. But, this cd also brought/ still brings up so many emotions/ and thoughts. And... I remembered having this Rolling Stone mag where he was naked and so hot! so I found them and put them up :)

"This Songs Getting Cold...It's Snowing..."

2007-12-15T23:04:00.000-08:00

Gwen Stefani
Early Winter

This song will always mean so much to me; I wrote a previous actually emotional post (eww i have those?) about it. Enjoy the vid where Gwen looks beautiful (as usual)

STATE COLLEGE BAR BATHROOM WALLS

2007-12-15T11:45:00.001-08:00

(Sharkie's)

...that's "eatin ain't cheatin'" im sure some dumb straight guy was so proud of himself for thinking this one up...

(Cellblock)

HRIM 430 BARTOUR 07!

(Cellblock)

other crap:

brits new vid "piece of me" premiered yday... i watched it drunk but i was blackedout in honor of brit
sex and the city is now going to be a movie trilogy
im graduating one week from today!

I Am Ready For ALOT of SEX

2007-12-07T10:38:00.000-08:00

SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER

Just Another Britney Spears Blackout Weekend In State College

2007-12-04T14:17:00.000-08:00

Tis the season for blackouts...yes its true...less 3 more weekends (and by weekends i mean thurs-sun)to blackout in state college, pa. Then I'm graduating...here's a few pics from last weeks games

-"Thom, lets play..."
-"Gay Play or Play Play?"

just in time for xxxmas my new buttplug outside jons dorm!

jame stripping at the lions den on saturday...

wait maybe that wasn't jame...that picture resembles the above QUITE a bit!

one round of drinks for myself at players nightclub...lol

mommy's (literally) blinking titties

angel: (after jame sucking her boob) "did you get any milk honey?"

HOMOS ARE DRUGS NOW? ( I guess it is true, you are what you eat?)

2007-12-01T14:43:00.000-08:00

FUG

2007-12-01T14:39:00.001-08:00

I think lance bass is so fug.

I just wanted to get that down on paper... or blog whatever.

and who the fuck does he think is going to read his new book "out of sync"...

seriously? if you have time to read a book by lance bass, kill yourself.

CAN I BE BLUNT?

2007-11-30T14:57:00.000-08:00

MARIAH CAREY ALBUM OR MY LITTLE PONY?

1. Tangerine Twinkle

2. Daybreak

3. Charmbracelet

4. Star Surprise

5. Midnight Dream

6. Glitter

7. Rainbow

8. Daydream

9. Merriweather

10. Butterfly

Girlfriend Kathy Griffin has something to tell you about your hetero gal pals.

1. We have a little crush on you. We can’t help it.

2. We secretly want you to help our straight boyfriends get in better shape.

3. We like three musicals -- not all musicals.

4. Our pussies do not smell like fish. How would you even know?

5. Thanks for being our prom dates. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have gone.

6. Enough with the tweezed eyebrows. You can call it waxing all you want, but we know it’s tweezing.

7. Tom Cruise is not gay, but Richard Gere definitely had a gerbil up his butt. My cousin’s friend was the nurse that night, and she never lies.

8. If we were gay men, we’d be bears so that we could eat a goddamn carb.

9. Streisand for president, 2008.

10. We love you. We support you. We thank you.

(Thanks OUT)

2007-11-30T13:59:00.000-08:00

FUCK MORE!

2007-11-29T16:49:00.000-08:00

Junkie XL "Fuck More"

Watch the vid its kinda fun and in Brooklyn! ;)

"I LOVE MY PUSSY!"

2007-11-27T08:45:00.000-08:00

Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling...

2007-11-26T14:28:00.000-08:00

I have an idea...lets drink a bottle of Grey Goose and get kicked out of Woody's!

2007-11-25T09:22:00.001-08:00

Cocktails at our hotel, the Crowne Plaza...no more Motel 6 for these ho's

My "O" Face (of course I mean Oprah, I dunno what you were thinking!)

Queen Lane: Jame Lane's train stop.

How many licks?* slurp slurp*

This is apparently the type of gay porn that the Crowne Plaza offerers for 16.99 + tax.

More Cocktails.

The Devil DOES wear Prada!