mur.mur. Monday -> Termination Tuesday

No...this isn't the sign outside of my bedroom....


Security Douchebag: Uhm...wait...is that your purse?
Thom: Uhm yea...
Security Douchebag: Oh..uhm..
Thom: Why do you have a problem that I'm a TRANNY!

i love really long poles...prefer alittle more girth tho...

Thom: OMG did you know 1 in 5 people have herpes.
Danielle: I need a cheeseburger...
Thom: Well I know I have herpes...
Danielle: so do I...
Thom: (to JP) well...that really makes it 1 in 3 then...

Lay's shirt...but I'm convinced it was really a vagina.

Hot guys butts.