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Girlfriend Kathy Griffin has something to tell you about your hetero gal pals.
1. We have a little crush on you. We can’t help it.
2. We secretly want you to help our straight boyfriends get in better shape.
3. We like three musicals -- not all musicals.
4. Our pussies do not smell like fish. How would you even know?
5. Thanks for being our prom dates. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have gone.
6. Enough with the tweezed eyebrows. You can call it waxing all you want, but we know it’s tweezing.
7. Tom Cruise is not gay, but Richard Gere definitely had a gerbil up his butt. My cousin’s friend was the nurse that night, and she never lies.
8. If we were gay men, we’d be bears so that we could eat a goddamn carb.
9. Streisand for president, 2008.
10. We love you. We support you. We thank you.
(Thanks OUT)
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